Knitting Tour: Sligo

By the time we’d reached Sligo, I knew a lot more about this promotion thing. My “driver,” John, and his van-driving counterpart (Kevin) were not merely drivers but actually a promotions crack-team, doing everything the promotion needed except the knitting. We’d set up in local colleges, and the guys would don their red Vodafone shirts to pass out leaflets and cookies to students and other passersby. They also offered deals for people who wanted to switch to Vodafone — customers would keep their phone number and enjoy a bucketload of free phone credit. The primary goal of the campaign was not to get people to switch (though that’s certainly important), but more to be seen as a friendlier, happier phone company. Which is where I came in, “bringing knitting to life” in the instant living room we’d set up in each location.

I woke up bright and early at the cozy and lovely Mount Edward B&B in Sligo, enjoyed a fantastic breakfast, and snuck a few tourist-style pictures of the view:

I showed the jeep to my sock:

I’m still not sure how the Yarn Harlot manages to get everything in focus at the same time, but I will learn. I have a lot more of these trips to do.

Sligo IT was a paradigm shift from Dundalk. We were placed in a wide corridor across from the Book Nest, and managed to see many more people. We’d been authorized to give people more of an incentive to sit and knit, so we entered knitters (experienced as well as beginners) into a drawing every hour to win €100 free Vodafone credit. People definitely came out of the woodwork then. Many of the students already knew how to knit, but many didn’t. (Also, there were many “mature” students — older people coming back for new qualifications. They often knew how to knit.) I brought several more people into the knitterly fold, and had some lovely conversations.

I love Sligo. I didn’t get to stay there nearly as long as I’d have liked, and it seemed like just as we were getting into our stride, it was time to pack up and drive to Athlone.

Knitting Tour: Dundalk

Things have been moving fast this month. I kicked off the new year by teaching an X-Factor celebrity and 130 Dubliners to knit. Then, just as I was recovering from the lovely response to my pattern releases, I was asked to follow the Vodafone promotions events and teach knitting. This was scheduled on Monday, I was awaiting my chariot at 7:30 AM on Tuesday and gone till Thursday evening.

My chariot is an ad-wrapped jeep:

Climbing into this thing and meeting my driver, John, was the first of many surreal experiences for the week. I also cast on for a special, travel-only sock while I waited.

We drove straight to Dundalk IT and started setting up. We’d been offered the student’s common room, which ended up being kind of small and crowded, but we made the most of it. We met some of the Vodafone marketing higher-ups, and discussed the campaign, the day, and possibilities for the next few days of promotions in Sligo and Athlone. I also taught a few people to knit. The most important thing we learned was that no matter how much Vodafone wants people to come and knit at their displays, even people who can knit will usually refuse to do so when it is a corporate sponsorship thing. I can understand this. I wouldn’t have done it in college either.

I learned that the original idea for the campaign came from a couple guys in the marketing department who read something about urban knitting. If you’re not in Ireland, you might not know: Vodafone, one of the larger mobile service providers, has knitted graffiti as the centrepiece of their new campaign. Their TV ads show young, trendy people learning to knit so they can cover trees and fenceposts with knitting, as a way to cheer up their surroundings. I learned the central idea of the original pitch was how the craft could empower individuals to transform their environments.

This interested me because when I think about the transformative power of knitting, I think about the power of the knitter to turn string into a three-dimensional object, often with usefulness and warmth. It was almost as if someone had read something a knitter wrote and took it in a different direction.

After Dundalk, we packed up and headed off to Sligo, travelling as directly as we could across the country. The best path took us through Northern Ireland, and it was the first time I’d ever been over the border. (Which is a little disgraceful; I should have been to Belfast before now.) Once we found our B&B up a mountain just outside Sligo, I met up with a friend (Mary!) for late coffee. The next morning came way, way too soon.

I feel fantastic

I’m late with this writeup, but the high points of the Jonathan Coulton concert on the 6th are nonetheless etched into my memory and therefore just as fresh today as they were on my walk home that night. I didn’t enjoy the venue (I’d I’d say the artists weren’t thrilled either) and everyone on stage was jetlagged into delirium, but they did a great job and pulled through like the professionals they are.

Paul and Storm hadn’t experienced Dublin before, and only a few of us in the crowd had experienced them. By my count, there were three veterans. I brought the requisite panties to throw and passed them out to willing (if confused) conspirators. Paul and Storm seemed suitably surprised, and I think next time I will go with lacy thongs rather than the safe but boring looking red and black lace printed panties. Thongs look better on stage.

JoCo was his usual fantastic self, and when Paul and Storm accompanied him they soldiered manfully through despite the lack of shakers or tambourines. (The shakers, I believe, were in their checked luggage which had been misdirected somewhere along the way.) He played the usual expected favourites, and concluded with a completely satisfactory encore. Which was followed by an unprecedented but fantastic second encore (A Talk With George). You can find the entire setlist here.

I think everyone had a good time. Coulton seems to really like Dublin, and I love it when visitors enjoy this place as much as I do. Hopefully this means they’ll be here again soon.

It’s a long road to be forgiven

I have seen the Indigo Girls in every city I’ve lived in except Atlanta, which is pretty funny considering that’s where they and I are all from.

Their Dublin show last night was fantastic, probably the best concert I’ve seen them give. This is really saying something, considering Emily (half of the duo) was sick and barely able to sing. She soldiered through, performing a face-melting guitar solo on Chickenman. Other high points included: Amy’s solo, which had me on the edge of my seat for every note, the cover of Thin Line I thought I’d never hear live, a collaborative effort on a cover of Redemption Song, and many of the old favourites.

Of the four times I’ve seen the Indigo Girls live, I’ve dragged the Wanderer to three of them. I’ve brought him to concerts he only marginally enjoyed, but he suffers it gracefully. He seemed to enjoy it, especially Chickenman,*  but I was still shocked when I heard him (one of roughly five men in the audience) singing along to one of the encore songs. (It was Redemption Song. So it made some sense that he knew it. I didn’t know that at the time.) This is the second time I’ve dragged him to a concert only to turn and gape when he started singing along.

I made some changes based on what I’d learned from previous concerts. Last time, I walked away thinking I needed to get my hands on some of their new stuff. Learning that lesson, I picked up the new CD from the merch stand (as well as a t-shirt, the first concert shirt I’ve gotten in a while). This concert was the first time, however, I’ve walked out thinking I really should have recorded it. The guitar solos were that damn good.

The promoters switched the venue at the last minute, from the Tripod to Vicar Street. I was so happy I did a victory dance when I read the mail — not only is it a better venue for this kind of show, but it’s so close to where I live that even if you drive to the concert you will still walk farther than I have to walk to get there. I could not have asked for a better evening.

*When we realised Chickenman was only the penultimate song of the set, he leaned over and asked “How are they going to top that?”

Just a note

Dear Ireland,

I don’t have a horse in this race. Really. And I will love you no matter what you do, even if I question your reasoning sometimes. Please don’t embarrass me tomorrow. Remember that everything was going really well until you voted down the Lisbon treaty last year, and consider how awesome it is that you have a chance to change your mind.

Love, Dixie

I have been watching the debates over the Lisbon treaty with interest, and the increasingly hysterical campaign posters all over town sometimes make me laugh. (More often they make me worry.) One of my coworkers in the yarn shop had the best summary of the debate I have heard or read anywhere: both sides seem to be motivated by fear. The No people are afraid Ireland will flush its rights, freedoms, and national sovereignty down the European toilet. The Yes people are afraid Ireland will return to its ancestral status as a barely functioning backwater. As with most debates, I can see where both sides are coming from and I think the truth, as always, somewhere in between.

I am cautiously hopeful.

Major life events

1. The last Confess.

2. The Black Robed One’s wedding, coupled with my first ever visit to Wales.

3. My “I can’t believe it’s not a job” is continuously interesting and conflicting.

I address these in order.

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Blame Dixie

Everyone makes mistakes in new jobs. It’s nearly impossible to tread perfectly over unfamiliar territory, and since I tend to learn by making mistakes most new jobs  are fraught with peril. I am still having nightmares about frantically trying to remember how to ring up barcode-less yarn while a coworker chatted with a customer, distracting him from my panicked inexperience.

So when I caught the tail end of a conversation that sounded like “…blame Dixie. And we thought, that’s a good one, we need to keep that. Blame Dixie,” I thought the jig was up, I really had arsed up the Lamb’s Pride worsted vs Bulky till count for the last time. My short and glorious stint as a LYS teacher and sometime employee was over. I started composing my farewell letter.

Turns out it wasn’t that at all, it was from one of my students who’d been in to the shop buying wool like crazy. “She’s gotten me addicted,” she told people. “Blame Dixie for all this — she got me back into knitting.”

Well, that’s not so bad after all.

Labels galore

That designation you keep hearing about in the news, the “underemployed,” those strange misfits that sometimes get counted in the unemployment percentages and sometimes don’t, c’est moi. It’s a catchall designation. You could say I have all the benefits of being unemployed and employed: lots of time, very few responsibilities, lots of lying in, some money coming in, no gap in the CV, recent reference for next job. You could also say I have all the problems of both conditions: no money, have to be places on time anyway, job won’t look good on the CV, can’t be home with the cat, the flat gets grotty because I’m not following the boys around with a W5 cleaning square.

As it happens, all these things are true. Some days I have lots of time, others I have none. I have enough money in my pocket that I would be sad if I got mugged and had to give it to a knife-wielding idiot, but not so much that I can eat out and still be confident about paying the bills. And my flat is a mess.

Things could be a lot worse. I could have no job, or I could be underemployed at a place I didn’t really enjoy. I like working in a yarn shop, at least so far, and I really enjoy teaching knitting. So while I’m being mentioned on the news far more than the vast majority of people who are either working or out of work, I’m not too sad about it. I might be sadder when I realise my qualifications have gone stale while I gallivanted across Dublin’s fibre scene, but for the time being, things are good.