My knitting postdoc

I am resisting the pressure to find a postdoc in science because I do not want to go straight into academia. The job track I want goes through industry, involving a job where I can use my science, then take my experience back to the classroom. That kind of background is more valuable to students, who are more likely to become workers (in any number of industries) than academics. Also, the reason I’m being turned down for jobs is not my lack of a postdoc; the experience I would get is not relevant to the jobs I want.

In the meantime, I seem to have fallen into something of a knitting postdoc. I am sponsored by a local institution where I receive advice and guidance but am pretty much left on my own to create. I arrived with a significant body of experience, as well as the interest and motivation to expand the field on my own. I support myself and my sponsor by teaching and performing necessary duties to keep things running smoothly and bring in revenue. I do original research, and I have published the good bits (Ravelry link). While I do all this, I look for a more permanent job. As far as I understand it, that’s what postdocs do; at least, that’s what I would be doing if I was doing a scientific postdoc.

A few things are missing. I did not write or defend a thesis on knitting, and I have yet to be published in a peer-reviewed journal on knitting. (I think Knitty or Twist or Interweave Knits would count as peer-reviewed, though commercial publishing is a very different beast from scientific publishing.) I also wouldn’t compare my colleagues in the shop to grad students in the lab, even though we do all support each other in our projects.

It’s not science, though I use a scientific approach to lots of my problem solving. It is endlessly creative and challenging, like a good postdoc, and I am enjoying it.

Every day is a school day

I’ve been travelling around the country teaching knitting. Some places I do more teaching than others, but I can safely say I’ve taught at least five people knitting “from scratch” every time I head out under Vodafone’s sanguine banner. I’ve reminded many, many people of skills they already had. And I’ve chatted a lot with knitters who are unaware of the resurgence of the craft, telling them about the fabulous tools, wools, and resources available to fiber artists now.

The funny thing? I think I’ve learned a lot more than I’ve taught. I’ve learned silly things I should have known before, like where Athlone is and how the road designations change from R to A when you cross over into Northern Ireland. I’ve learned more subtle things, like local slang and grammatical oddities of Hiberno English that I hadn’t been able to parse before. Or that if you work with the public, the morning hours are a lot more enjoyable than the late afternoon or evening ones. But I’ve also developed some hardcore skills, some of which I’ll be able to use in any job or even any social situation. Since the work is pretty much the same thing over and over, I’ve even gotten to test ideas and see what works and what doesn’t.

Here I was thinking this was just an awesome opportunity to travel around the country knitting.

The neatest thing I learned this weekend was how to teach small children. At least, I learned how to not be completely useless at it. I spent this weekend parked in the centre of the Liffey Valley mall, hawking knitting lessons and a contest to win a (Vodafone branded) Dublin GAA jersey. When preparing for the weekend, I worried excessively about obnoxious kids, specifically packs of them in the 8-15 age range. We only had one pack of them over the course of the weekend; they were as horrid as I’d expected but they got bored easily and didn’t wreck anything I couldn’t fix. I saw far, far more kids in the 5-9 age bracket, and they were the ones who had no knitting experience, or only very little.

Sometimes the parents would sit down and teach their own children, but sometimes they would park a kid with me. I have a hard time with very small children. The memories I have of being small involve mostly wanting to not be small and the casual cruelties inflicted by other small people around me. (Doubtless I inflicted some of my own; sometimes I wonder about that.) So I deal well with young people who behave like adults, at least around me. This doesn’t work well with most kids, and it’s useless when trying to teach a 7-year-old to knit. After many false starts, failures, and frustrations I finally started to figure things out and managed to get the kids knitting as easily as I (usually) do the adults. The youngest person I successfully taught was 5. I was really, really proud of myself. Still am, a little.

I didn’t get much knitted this time around. After a well-meaning knitter nearly picked up my nascent Clapotis to knit her two rows, I kept my own knitting out of sight and didn’t have much chance to get back to it. Means I have more Clapotis to savour over the next couple weeks.

Still true

I’ve been out of ThesisWorld for almost 8 months, and yet PhD Comics still rings true.

Lewis Carroll wasn’t the only academic better remembered for his extracurricular pursuits than his scholarly work. Any chemist with even an inkling of classical music interest knows about Borodin, a Russian chemist and composer. In all my years of chemistry I never came across his professional work, but I often listened to his music.

Even though I’m still looking for a “real job” in science, I’m very lucky and happy to be working in wool for the time being. I like helping people plan their new projects and troubleshoot their current ones. I like talking to people about techniques that have helped me out, and I enjoy seeing new knitters grow into confident craftspeople and artists. I love working through an idea and creating a new design for people to knit and enjoy. It’s frustrating sometimes that I worked so long on a PhD and have yet to use it, but it’s impossible to forget that I wouldn’t have started knitting had it not been for the stress of getting that qualification. I’m using what I learned in my postgrad, but it’s not what you’d think.

Getting what I paid for

I got my laptop!

A few weeks ago, I twittered along with the rest of the highly connected Twitterers in Ireland in the hope of winning one of five Dell netbooks. To my great surprise, I won one. I found out about this during the first day of my Vodafone travels, which is a little funny since I was trying to deal with the idea of travelling without a computer for the first time in a long time. (My EeePC is currently paralyzed, awaiting a full system reset. Since the recent appearance of this computer, I will probably be installing some flavour of Linux.) The computer finally arrived this week, despite the best efforts of the promotions company, and I blog now from my couch, relishing the decent sized keyboard.

I am pleased with the laptop; less so with the gimped version of Windows 7 it shipped with. I like the idea of a stripped down version of the OS to put on underpowered machines (which this is), but I am a little offended at not being able to change the wallpaper. This is a feature I think I’ve been using since Windows 3.0. Surely my netbook can handle that.

In any case, I have a new computer. The flat now boasts one desktop, one laptop, two netbooks, three iPods (one dead, one is more powerful than one of the netbooks), two humans, one cat…and the partridge in a pear tree. Now all I need is a real job to go along with all this tech.

Knitting Tour: Waterford

Marketing is a fast world. Plans can shift at the last minute based on real-life conditions. The people on the ground (that’s us) make adjustments based on the venue, foot traffic, space available, and the attitudes of passersby. Contracting for a marketing firm is not a job for the faint of heart, or for people who use a pen to write in their diaries. I wasn’t sure about the travel plans for Waterford until the afternoon before; I might have needed to have my bag packed so I could be picked up from work, or I might have been able to take the train down for the day. Lucky for me, the train option came up and I was able to have a quiet evening at home before setting out early the next morning.

The Waterford train was, like the Cork train, slick, new, modern, and comfortable. Unlike the Cork train the previous week, it was warm and nearly empty. Armed with the beginnings of a sleeve and my new iPod Touch, I passed the two and a half hour journey quietly and happily. I finished the sleeve and cast on for the second one, which is all I’d ever hoped for out of the train journey.

This isn’t the sleeve, but it is a picture of the project:

I hadn’t been to Waterford in a very long time, but recognized the place as soon as we pulled into the train station. Waterford IT is next door to the Waterford Crystal factory, which happens to be the only place in Waterford I could trust myself to find. (The only times I’d been in Waterford before were to accompany visitors who wanted to see the crystal.) We arrived, despaired of ever finding parking, then talked our way into an all-day parking spot right next to the building where we’d be setting up. Things looked good.

Our spot was smack in the middle of the business building, just outside a set of lecture halls that appeared to be named after other towns in the county. This set the dynamic for the day: every hour we’d get a rush of people, then it would trail off, and things would be very quiet until lectures let out again. We only for 16 knitters, but considering people were mostly on their way to or from something, that wasn’t such a bad total. I also met a couple people involved in things I like that aren’t knitting-related: Caitriona, a woman who organizes outreaches to local schools to get kids interested in science, and Richie, a guy working on his PhD in chemistry. I also got to meet the usual lot of great people, teach a few people to knit, and remind a lot more of the knitting skills they’d gotten a long time ago but thought they’d forgotten.

I didn’t have a sock to work on, so I made fingerless gloves instead:

They are the easiest fingerless gloves you can possibly imagine.

Using aran/worsted yarn and 5.0 mm needles:
CO 30 sts
Knit all rows for about 6.5 inches. Cast off.
Sew the cast-on edge to the cast-off edge, leaving a hole for your thumb.
Weave in ends.

I started these shortly after we sat down around 11 when I realized 1. I had nothing to knit, and 2. if I knitted our example yarn, we would run out, and 3. no one ever wants to knit with the dark colours. So I picked up a couple little yarn cakes of the Lamb’s Pride Worsted in (I think) Turkish Olive, borrowed a pair of mini Peace Fleece needles from the Vodafone stash, and started kitting. They were done about 10 minutes before we packed up around 3:15.

Not bad for an afternoon’s work.

Crazy Saturday night

Last weekend I had the distinct pleasure of hanging out with two lovely knitters, watching “Spirited Away” (which I love…at least the first half of it), and not knitting. Which was weird, since I’d brought my knitting and planned to work on it.

In unrelated news, I enjoyed this comment from Neil’s latest appearance in LA enough to read it out to Himself:

Does he write his books from beginning to end, or some other way? Beginning to end, and without using outlines, which is a little risky. “Sometimes it’s like jumping out of an airplane and hoping you can knit a parachute before you crash.”

Himself responded sleepily, “A knitted parachute would be shit.”

Knitting Tour: Galway

Galway and I have a complicated relationship.

After nearly dying in Limerick, I was ready for Galway. I was looking forward to seeing NUI Galway and scouting out the venue for Itzacon. I was curious to see if I remembered how to find my way around. And after driving (well, being driven) around Limerick, I was a little worried that it would be a lot bigger than I remembered.

Living in Dublin and travelling around the country with a couple of hard-core Dubs, it’s easy to slip into the Dublin mindset: that Dublin is the biggest, awesomest, most user-friendly place in Ireland, the only place worth seeing, working, or living in. Every other town in Ireland is a backwater tourist playground (at best), tiny and devoid of “mod cons.” I acknowledge this is all ridiculous, and I will tease the daylights out of any Dub who expresses these opinions, but it clearly seeped into my head because I was surprised at how much of Limerick there was, and how clueless I was at navigating through it. So I was nervous about Galway. Especially when we finally found the B&B and so far none of the landmarks I remembered seemed to line up with each other.

The sock liked Galway.

Upon arrival, I borrowed the company laptop, checked all communication channels, and did some searching for food. I was craving takeaway Chinese, but would have settled for a decent sit-in Indian place. I found a couple possibilities, noticed patterns in where eateries were clustered, and tried to memorize the map. I set aside any memories I had of the place, trusted the map, and set out into the unknown.

The first few sights were unfamiliar, so I watched street names and minded directions carefully. After a few blocks I noticed the train/bus station, and the old memories clicked into place with the map in my head and the streets I was on. I felt my way through town until I found the Spanish Arch and a decent Indian place, then proceeded to have a great dinner. I have big plans to eat there again when I head out for Itzacon.

The promotion itself the next day went okay. We were huddled in a corner of an out-of-the-way snack bar, and not permitted to venture out to advertise, so we spent a lot of time hanging out, knitting, and chatting with the people who did find us. My sock lounged on the table:

I tried to get a decent picture of the little knitted cupcakes (or “buns” as everyone called them):

People went out of their way to come see the buns. I have lost track of how many times I have been asked, nay, begged to consider selling them. People will come, often brought by people who have been by before, and look longingly at them. They will pick them up, coo, and make eyes at me. They believe that if they convince me of their deep longing, that their lives will be complete if I will only sell them a bun, just one bun, then I will relent and take their money in exchange for a little knitted confection.

Alas, I have a hard heart and a vague fear of being fired. I did consider whipping up a few on my own to sell, but realized quickly that if I started making money on the side from this gig I would probably never work again. It’s probably bad enough that I’ve been giving out pre-stamped shop loyalty cards to people who seem interested.

As with every other location, even freezing Limerick, I enjoyed Galway. I appreciated the opportunity to see a little more of it than I did the other locations, and I am looking forward to heading back. On the way home, I finished off the toe of the second sock, resulting in a finished pair of socks from the trip. I didn’t even have to cheat — I cast on for the first sock while waiting for my lift on the way to Dundalk, and grafted the toe while in the van on the way back from Galway. They’re in the laundry now, so no pictures…but they are a lovely memento.

Knitting Tour: Limerick

I was cheated out of my visit to Cork when UCC decided they didn’t want to give Vodafone enough space to accommodate the Instant Living Room (as I have taken to calling it). While I remain bitter, as I do about every venue that turns up their nose at our awesome setup and cheats me out of a day of work, I will allow that perhaps they have a point and our Instant Living Room does take up a lot of space. I will not accept the point, but you may.

That’s a shot of us in Galway, which means I’m getting ahead of myself. (Can you see my sock in that picture?)

The original plan was to go to Cork on Monday, stay the night, do UCC Tuesday, drive to Limerick and stay the night, work UL, drive to Galway and stay the night, then work NUI Galway and drive home. Since the guys were going to be in Cork without me, I took the train out to Limerick Wednesday morning. This involved finding the Cork train (adding insult to injury), then switching to another train in “Limerick Junction” that took me the rest of the way to Limerick. The Cork train was lovely and modern and full of business travellers and very cold. The Limerick train was small and older and slower, but it got us there eventually.

I nearly died in Limerick.

Considering Limerick’s deadly reputation (arguably unjustified), you’d expect I was mugged or stabbed or something. Nothing like that happened. UL (University of Limerick) was a nice place, a campus that reminded me a lot of the standard American universities, all sprawly and landscaped. No, I flirted with death in Limerick because we were stationed outside. We enjoyed the protection of a covered walkway, but it was still outside, and it was rainy and cold. I don’t fault anyone the rain and the cold; I expect that and still kind of like it. But knitting outside in the rain and cold for four hours? Even my awesome Kureyon fingerless gloves (Rav link) couldn’t stand up to that the whole time. I did break down and get tea from the Spar across the square, which says something. I rarely take breaks when in customer service / knitting mode. But I couldn’t feel my fingers, and I need those to knit.

The people were, as always, lovely. I met one guy with an awesome penguin hat (picture of said had is being held hostage on my phone, but never fear, I will get it at some point) and found out the hat was knitted by his girlfriend in Dublin. I ran into my boss’s husband, who’s finishing his PhD at UL. I completely forgot I’d asked one group of people the same question twice, and was appropriately embarrassed, blaming the brain freeze. By the time we packed up and shipped out, I was frozen through but very happy.

Liking my job

…even though it leaves me no chance to hang out in front of the computer and blog.

Last week I went to Limerick (where I nearly died) and Galway (where I did not). Tomorrow is Waterford, then I come back, sort through pictures, and blog like a maniac. I have in the meantime added another data point to my theory that beginning knitters can start with whatever techniques they want, provided they are interested enough in the results.

For now, I will leave you with another free pattern I released in a flurry of work a couple weeks ago, Ho(o)t Coffee (Ravelry link). You can download the pdf straight from here, even if you’re not on Ravelry. It’s a mug cozy based on the super-popular Owl cable, and it was my toss-off contribution to the local Owls knitalong. (The cable appealed to me, the jumper did not.)

Of the people who’ve knitted it so far, no one’s been absolutely thrilled with it. I don’t think I’ll be rewriting the pattern, but the lessons I’ve learned from reading people’s comments will certainly guide me with future projects.

Knitting Tour: Athlone

The Four Seasons B&B just outside Athlone offers guests complimentary tea and coffee in the sitting room “upon arrival.” John and I made it before Kevin did, so we chose our rooms then settled in to the sitting room to enjoy tea (for me), coffee (for John), and biscuits (for both of us). We checked mail, watched TV, and practiced sitting around for a while.

The next morning we got another fabulous B&B breakfast and headed out for Athlone IT. It was foggy and cold, but I had a lot of wool. This is what Athlone IT looked like to the sock:

Our space for this college was the best so far. We were tucked into a corner of the canteen, which resembled a smallish food court. We had lots of space and lots of light, and the result was lots of knitters. Nearly everyone in Athlone knew how to knit, and once word of the giveaway got out packs of women would come by and knit their two rows to enter into the competition. A few people stepped up for lessons, and I think at least one person is a Knitter, but just didn’t know it yet.

We had extra help with the promotion, Hannah, who knits “just scarves” and chatted about knitting hints and tips while we packed up at the end of the day. She also agreed to pose with the sock:

The drive back to Dublin was quick but quiet. John and I took the van (with all the setup stuff) rather than the jeep, but it was a powerful van and we made great time. I worked a couple hours at the shop once I got back, then headed home to sleep before working over the weekend. The sock got finished on the way back to Dublin, and the second sock begun. The next adventure will be Limerick/Galway, and I hope to finish the pair by the time I get home after Galway.